Monday, March 7, 2011

40 Fashion Fails

Sometimes you walk around looking at what the other person is wearing & wondering what they were thinking that day as they got dressed. I'm not the best dresser around but there's certainly a few things that are fashion fails in my eyes, Such as the following..

#1. Neon Colored Skinny Jeans .. ( sooo 2008 )
#2. Shirts with sayings such as "Babygirl" or "HI HATER"
#3. Transparent Leggings .. ( believe me I've seen many of these )
#4. White heels
#5: Different Animal Print
#6: Belt tightened so tight that fat hangs out ( Muffin Tops are GROSS! )
#7. Brazilian Colored Pants
#8. "High Water Jeans"
#9. Mardi Gras Beads as accessories.
#10. Overly Sized Hoop Earrings
#11. Belts with BIG buckles .. ( Unless your going for the cowboy look )
#12. Tucking in the front part of your shirt only, just to show your belt buckle
#13. Fur Boots
#14. Noisy Accessories
#15. Showing your Bra with a tank top ( NOT sexy )
#16. Mix two seasons in one outfit.
#17. If you're a Mom, Don't dress like a teenager.
#18. Tops that draw unnecessary attention.
#19. Stiff, boxy jackets. Not only are they unflattering, they're uncomfortable as all get out.
#20. Don't assume that you must, in every circumstance, match your belt & shoes.
#21. Sunglasses at night or indoors
#22. Ultra-cropped tops. ( If your belly button shows, skip it! )
#23. Socks and sneakers with a suit ( Sadly, I've seen this one many times as also )
#24. Fishnet stockings ( The last thing you'll want to look like is a Hooker )
#25. See-through clothes ( Excluding the beach .. but that also depends )
#26. Ankle bracelets under pantyhose
#27. Fake Chanel or Louis Vuitton anything !
#28. Wearing Heels without knowing how to walk in them. ( Besides embarassing, it's HILARIOUS)
#29. Thigh-high skirts ( Excluding Grandmas )
#30. Jeans with Glitter, Sayings, Gold&Silver Rhinestones
#31. Jeans that are NOT your size.
#32. Don't wear too many color at once .. ( It's a wardrobe NOT a rainbow )
#33. Too many patterns at one time.
#34. Skirts so narrow that you can't walk.
#35. Excessive amount of Jewelry at once.
#36. Different Color Leather.
#37. Wear numerous amount of Polos too match your shoes. ( Usually happens to Teens )
#38. Wear a skimpy dress unless you're sure that you look good in it, ( absolutely sure! )
#39. Wear ultrawide-leg pants ( Take that back to the 50's )
#40. Anything so tight that it looks as if the seams might split.

Remember Keep It Classy & Cute.
- Damaris Astrid Lopez